Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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