Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
BRING THE BAGELS
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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