how can u be prego again
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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