i don't like sucking hair
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Operation Purity has been aborted
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
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They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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