you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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