Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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