I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I want to be your penis for a week.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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