At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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