Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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