hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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