thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
she smelled like a LAN party
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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