the new term for farting is butt boxing.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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