i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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