i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
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The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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