the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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