Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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