he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
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I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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