Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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