Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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