So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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