You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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