You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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