so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
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