apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
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I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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