This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
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don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
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