oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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