I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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