she looked like the before picture.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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