Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
We had to coat check the pizza.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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