Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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