is your mom at the bar?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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