I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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