sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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