So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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