I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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