So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
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He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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