Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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