two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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