I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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