There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
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As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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