Dual....:-)
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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