I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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