I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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