i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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