I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
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It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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