Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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