I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
3 2 1 whiskey
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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