Whod you bang
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
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Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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