hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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