The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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